{"product_id":"permabanned-from-adulting-unisex-graphic-tee","title":"Permabanned From Adulting – Unisex Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eReason for ban: repeated failure to adult. Appeal denied. This THREADSCUE graphic tee turns everyday responsibility into a permanent moderation notice.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey tee\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Comfortable unisex retail fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Tear-away label\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Contrast-optimized artwork for light and dark colours\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eFit: Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48958472356089,"sku":"65375765597926834236","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48958472388857,"sku":"89562240987067402251","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48958472421625,"sku":"15514328859019989954","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":48958472454393,"sku":"31277938734221279755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48958472487161,"sku":"32012405875646278571","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":48958472519929,"sku":"23898506870045320805","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown","offer_id":48958472552697,"sku":"55514533493530682421","price":26.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48958472585465,"sku":"14180329348654771850","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48958472618233,"sku":"20920707031547661624","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":48958472651001,"sku":"10380957213440795439","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48958472683769,"sku":"26313014374909696273","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48958472716537,"sku":"22134633761265386589","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48958472749305,"sku":"27628389138749498917","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":48958472782073,"sku":"30695610620807692765","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48958472814841,"sku":"66069839533106515972","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":48958472847609,"sku":"22807630309075084045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown","offer_id":48958472880377,"sku":"27842160551287486606","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48958472913145,"sku":"21309774766682221548","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48958472945913,"sku":"24112654984590792485","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":48958472978681,"sku":"21841830838346690104","price":28.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48958473011449,"sku":"30590521777464031951","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":48958473044217,"sku":"16187410016988823579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48958473076985,"sku":"24466362767228945198","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48958473109753,"sku":"25245227436975779937","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48958473142521,"sku":"33531552773632404946","price":32.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":48958473175289,"sku":"30531889998928251110","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48958473208057,"sku":"82303886049140103217","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":48958473240825,"sku":"27519948231356920575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48958473273593,"sku":"14042518141079604085","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48958473306361,"sku":"11340135147305194578","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":48958473339129,"sku":"20095150434276561684","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48958473371897,"sku":"31171816153789216783","price":32.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/6341\/6825\/files\/12134724650211669354_2048.jpg?v=1788092693","url":"https:\/\/threadscue.com\/products\/permabanned-from-adulting-unisex-graphic-tee","provider":"THREADSCUE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}